Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Mr Norris

Nissan vs Isuzu

Well with all the sudden Chuck Norris interest going on I've decided to post a few Chucky jokes (no, not the horror movie) to perhaps 'brighten' your day a little. The pic was taken by Warrenski while we were up in Jozi. It's best viewed large.


1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
2. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
3. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
4. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
5. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.

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